im excited for amazon to start sending packages out by drone because now i can start carrying a sling shot around with me and knock them out of the air and get a present and it will be just like animal crossing
That’d be illegal.
there is no laws in animal crossing
Wish I knew more of the story behind this one. lmao
Looks like a spear fishing catch getting stolen by a giant grouper. He was in the territory of the wrong fish.. groupers are very patient and very ballsy.
SO YOU THINK YOU’RE THE APEX PREDATOR HERE TOO LET ME SHOW YOU HOW WRONG YOU ARE PUNY HUMAN
SO AT WORK TODAY I WALKED IN AND MY MANAGER WAS ON THE GROUND CRYING AND I WAS LIKE KIM WHAT’S WRONG AND SHE POINTS TO THE ORDER SCREEN AND IT SAYS WE NEED TO MAKE 2000 PIZZAS BY 6 PM SO I CALLED THE GUY AND HE WAS LIKE “I MEANT TO ORDER 20 PIZZAS OH MY GOD I’M SO SORRY I’M ON MOBILE” AND I’VE NEVER LAUGHED THAT HARD IN MY ENTIRE LIFE
you think they’re clothes
but they’re actually wearable hugs
Things I will forever be upset about:
1. I don’t know what my Patronus is
2. I don’t know what Amortentia smells like to me
3. I don’t know what I’d see in the Mirror of Erised
4. I don’t know what my Boggart would be
5. I don’t know for sure what house I would be in
6. I don’t know the specifications of my wand are.